We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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