Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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