All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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