I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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