I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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