I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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