We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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