If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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