I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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