Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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