after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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