This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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