took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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