All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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