just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Reggie can tackle my bush.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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