im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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