just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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