Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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