Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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