Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
is it fun? or sober?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize