Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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