I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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