This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just found puke in my bra..
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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