I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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