What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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