I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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