I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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