You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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