I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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