My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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