D3 body, D1 cock
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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