Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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