i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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