So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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