why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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