The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
why is half of my head shaved?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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