Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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