love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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