if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize