goodnight i made you a song goodbye
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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