Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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