That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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