i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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