I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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