Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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