I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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