thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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