Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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