Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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