My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
so much tequila, so little girl.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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