If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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go home
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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