Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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