i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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