There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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